Desktop Background

At a conference, I was rooming with a coworker. He left the room to talk to his wife on the phone. He left his laptop up. I usually change peoples' desktop backgrounds to different pictures. It's usually someone like David Hasselhoff, Richard Simmons, or Burt Reynolds who have very risqué pictures of themselves easily accessible from doing a Google Images search.

I decided that since we were at a conference, and it wouldn't harm him professionally, he should open up his laptop and see this (without the Microsoft Paint Spray Paint):

He yelled at me for a few minutes.